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Welcome to the "Old Journal" Read my tasteless bitterness and enjoy.

April 16, 1999
Today was boring. It sucked. My dad wouldn’t let me go to the goddamned carnival. Instead, he offered me the chance to rent a game from the video store which isn’t a common occurrence. I started to beg but he wouldn’t budge. So I told him to take me to the video store and he made up some bullshit excuse saying that I couldn’t rent it for a week; only one day. Then, he said that I wouldn’t have very long to play it. So then I asked to go to wal-mart, he says, "Chris I’m too tired", and then starts to go in his bedroom to show that he was tired. How much bullshit can you get in one day? I guess I should tell you that I already went to the carnival twice this week. But, tonight was the last bracelet night, and the carnival was packing up and shipping out two days after that. Oh well, I’ll go next year -- about five or six times! Anyways, I’m getting a computer soon and I can make a web page out of this half assed creation I call a journal. My grandpa works at Associated Press which is a big news paper publishing company, and when they upgrade I can get a computer, sometimes, and that’s only if his boss says so.

April 17, 1999
My cat got her rabies shot today, and her deworming and her license renewed. She also got dis temper, so she wouldn’t claw the hell out of everyone while getting the shots. My cat’s really cute, but today at the vet, she was like superbitch, she was so pissed off it wasn’t even funny. We’re going to watch The People vs. Larry Flynt now, it’s gonna kick ass because I’ve seen it like 3 times before. (later on) This movie is so fucking funny. I love it, it’s awesome. My dad has one of his friends over he’s like so fucking dense, I can’t believe it. He thinks that my little monkey beanie baby is actually worth $20, hahahaha, that’s a good one, do you think I’d be here if it was worth $5, fuck no, I’d be out with Logan slurping slushees all day, haha. Aghh fuck! That’s sick! That dense guy I was talking about, just went to the bathroom (#2) and he came out with his pants half way down, bleah. Thank god he had his boxers on, he was right in front of the TV screen, man, this is my house, he’s taking a shit and not washing his hands in my house, oh my god that smells! Man, I oughta kick some ass! Now he’s drinking my dad’s beer, oh well, it sucked anyways. He’s talkin hot wheels with my dad now, I hate those damn things, my dad loves em but they still suck.

4/24/99
My batteries died in my p.o.s. laptop so now my journal won’t be for a few days, maybe weeks! Damn, batteries, I need one of those things that hook into outlets, like you plug em in.

5/12/99
Man, today sucked, that’s all I have to say.

5/13/99
Man, today sucked. I’m going to beat the fuck out of this one kid that I hate. He’s a total dumbass, and today I was walking through the auditorium to get to first hour, and he walked passed me and says, "hey, faggot", I wasn’t even going to do anything to him -- yet. But, that’s not the end, I said, "Fuck you you stupid little piece of shit." So he went and told the dyke of a principal on mei told her that she can go to hell if she doesn’t believe me. Anyways, she gave me five days of ICU! WTF? At my school ICU is the normal equivalent for in school suspension, and if you’re not familiar with that term, it means you’re confined to a little cubicle all day, can’t talk, can’t get up, you almost can’t breathe. I’ve got that for five fucking days!

5/15/99
Today sucks, I am watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail, it’s like the funniest movie ever! I swear this movie kicks ass five stars and two thumbs up from me!

5/16/99
Man, today sucked. It’s boring as usual here in Joplin. There’s nothing to do, nothing ever happening here. It’s like watching grass grow if you live in Joplin, MO. You go to school/work, you watch TV, you go to bed, and that’s about it. Joplin sucks it sucks sucks sucks and if anybody has a town that is as boring as mine, I want them to email me so we can talk about people painting their houses.

5/17/99
Man, today sucked. Today was my first day of ICU and it sucked, sort of. The only reason why I like it down there is because there ain’t a bunch of props down there naggin on you for stupid stuff like their hair or something. I’m going to the library today, I’m going to be on the internet, (surprise!), and I’m going to be in checkers chatting about something I don’t care about, nor know about. It’s gonna rule. Man, I can’t wait to get my computer cuz then I’ll have something to do like get on the Anarchist Cookbook by the Jolly Roger. (an hour later) I went to the library. I chatted with chocolate_kiss_001, I think that was her name. She was pretty cool. I won cuz she left and I now have ratings again, mine should be XXX, but instead they’re like 1138 or something like that.

5/18/99
Man, today sucked. I got called down to the counselors office because I was reading a book on paganism. Then, after about an hour of talking about how life sucked, she escorted me back down to ICU, how nice of her!

5/19/99
Man, today ruled! Well, sort of, Logan opened his pool today and I got to swim in it. Then we talked about witchcraft and stuff like that, it was cool. I’m letting him borrow one of my books tomorrow. That’s all I have to say about that. I also got my alarm fixed today, it’s one of the wind up clocks that wake you up by means of scaring the hell out of you, anyways, I need it, I’m a heavy sleeper and I’m late almost every day. :-)

5/20/99
Man, today ruled, I got a new bike because my last one was stolen. I got a new look with it. And what was funny is that it was only $65.00. those were the only things about today that kicked ass. Besides that and dinner, the day sucked. ICU sucks as usual. Me and Logan and another friend were celebrating this one kids expellation. It was cool.

And that concludes the old journal.

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